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G.I. Joe : The Rise Of Cobra

2009-02-09T07:16:00.000-08:00

I Love GI Joe. Enjoy.

Transformers 2 : Revenge of the Fallen

2009-02-09T07:13:00.000-08:00

Finally the trailer is out for Transformers 2 : Rise of the Fallen. Enjoy.

Wall E

2009-02-09T07:12:00.000-08:00

Pretty good, pretty fucking good but Waltz With Bashir is a better contender. 4 on 5.

The Visitor

2009-02-09T07:08:00.000-08:00

Richard Jenkins deserves an Oscar nomination for his role in the urban drama about immigration in the aptly titled The Visitor. 3.5 on 5.

Waltz With Bashir

2009-02-09T07:03:00.001-08:00

This is one of the best fucking experiences I've ever fucking had. Yes, more than a movie this is a fucking EXPERIENCE. 5 on 5.

Che Part 2 : Guerilla

2009-02-09T06:59:00.000-08:00

Finally got my hands on Che Part 2: Guerilla. This was the follow up of Che Part 1 : The Argentine. Though not as capturing as The Argentine but was pretty good on its part. 3.5 on 5.

PFC day 2

2009-01-06T02:40:00.000-08:00

PFC day one Movies

2009-01-06T02:26:00.000-08:00

Revolutionary Road

2009-01-06T02:14:00.001-08:00

The director of American Beauty and Road to Perdition has this year given one of the strongest emotional drama which is Revolutionary Road. Kate Winslet is a very good contender for this year's Best Actress Oscar along with Meryll Streep(Doubt, which i haven't seen yet) and Anne Hathaway(for Rachael Getting Married, which also i haven't seen yet). Leonardo di Caprio is as usual a very strong performer. But the showstoppers of the movie were Michael Shannon and David Harbour. 4 on 5

Che : The Argentine(part 1)

2009-01-06T01:58:00.000-08:00

Benecio del Toro defintely deserved the best actor's award at Cannes Film Festival. I only got to see the first part of Soderberg's 4 hour long epic about the revolutionary Communist General of Fidel Castro, Ernesto 'Che' Guevara, which is "The Argentine". And it was one hell of an experience. Too good. Soderberg is defintely one of our times' best directors. I hope the world gets to see this phenomenon of a movie. And I hope I get to see the second part of this epic which is "Guerrila" as soon as possible. 5 on 5.

The Wrestler

2009-01-06T01:49:00.000-08:00

Mickey Rourke! I had only seen his Domino and Sin City and i did not know what he would be capable of. But I was wrong. Mickey Rourke is not only a very very natural actor but also a brilliant one. Aronofsky is of course something else entirely. I have only seen his Pi as of yet and trust me when i say this, it is one of those flms which have truly INFLUENCED me. I don't think i can say anymore. 5 on 5.

Frost/Nixon

2009-01-06T01:12:00.000-08:00

If not for Milk, then this would have been the only outstanding political drama of the year. Michael Sheen as Richard Nixon and Frank Langella as David Frost. Deadly. I don't want say much about this movie. But of course this is a Ron Howard film. 4 on 5.

Milk

2009-01-06T00:59:00.000-08:00

Gus Van Sant's direction and Sean Penn's acting. What a beautiful collision!! One of the finest movies of our time. clearly. This was one heck of a movie. Wether it was James Franco or Emile Hirsch, every body was exceptional in this movie. And of course a very special mention for Josh Brolin who really was something else entirely. Excellent. Sean Penn deserves atleast a nomination in Best Actor's category and so does Josh Brolin in Best Supporting Actor's category. 4.5 on 5.

Gran Torino

2009-01-06T00:51:00.000-08:00

Damn!! Clint Eastwood returns with a bang. This is one of my favorite movies this year. What a fine ending! What a fine script! What fine Acting! And Clint Eastwood's direction is brilliant as usual. I wouldn't be surprised if the old man gets the Best Actor's Oscar this year. I would be really really surprised if doesn't at least get a nomination. 4.5 on 5

Slumdog Millionaire

2009-01-06T00:43:00.000-08:00

Yes I saw Slumdog Millionaire. Brilliant music. Outstanding cinematography. Natural acting. Fairy tale like script. Just a little flawed direction. Though overall a heart warming, beautiful film. Worth the Oscar hype definitely. 4 on 5.

God Dammit

2009-01-06T00:39:00.000-08:00

God dammit , i didn't post anything in December. Probably cause i was gearing up for what you see next.

Quantum of Solace

2008-11-06T23:28:00.000-08:00

I really liked this movie. It picked up right where Casino Royale ended. Yes. Right where its prequel ended.( yes quantum of solace is a sequel and not a different movie). Marc Forster's impecable brilliance shined once again after movies like Monster's Ball and The Kite Runner. Excellent use of environment and nature be it surroundings or human. Craig's Bond is by far better than any other bond ever. Period. Hands down. Olga Kuylenko, yummmmmmmy. the only thing upsetting about the movie was the theme song by Jack White and Alicia Keys- Another Way to Die. But over all I would give it a 4 on 5.

FUCK

2008-10-25T12:09:00.001-07:00

You think i need to fucking say anything ? Are you fucking RETARDED ?

GRAN TORINO

2008-10-25T00:09:00.000-07:00

Every now and then there comes a movie that you need to watch. This is that movie. After the somewhat panned Angelina starrer Changeling here is Gran Torino. Eastwood acts here for the first time after the classic oscar looting Million Dollar Baby. The story of a veteran who needs to change his outlook. Can't wait till December

[REC]

2008-10-24T11:53:00.001-07:00

Damn. In many years there comes a movie that SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. This is that movie. You will have at least 3 near heart attacks. At least. Not recommended for the pregnant and weak hearted. 4.5 on 5.

American Graffiti

2008-10-24T11:33:00.000-07:00

George Lucas' forgotten into oblivion timeless classic American Graffiti. His only work apart from Star Wars. Made in 1973. Set in 1962. I wont say anything about this movie. Just watch it and find yourself 35 years earlier in the same place and the same situation as you would today. 5 on 5.

STANLEY KUBRICK

2008-10-24T11:17:00.000-07:00

I had thought of all the great movies STANLEY KUBRICK had made. A CLOCKWORK ORANGE, FULL METAL JACKET, THE SHINING, DR. STRANGELOVE, 2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY, BARRY LYNDON, EYES WIDE SHUT and THE KILLING among many many others. So instead of posting them one by one I thought how about writing up KUBRICK himself. Brilliant. Never fails to surprise you. I am not worthy of reviewing this man. By the way he is also my favourite director.

Youtube banned me

2008-09-22T09:00:00.000-07:00

Fuck me man. Youtube banned for excessive violent content that i had uploaded. yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssss fuckkkkk yesssssssssssssss.

Audition

2008-09-22T08:54:00.000-07:00

I dont know i did not find it that horrifying or disturbing but i loved it. Takashi Miike is a true genius. 4 on 5.

American Beauty

2008-09-22T08:52:00.001-07:00

I had not not seen this movie before man it is excellent. Every human being should watch it once in his or her lifetime. I could have added a video but this poster is too beautiful.Kevin Spacey. 5 on 5.

Imprint

2008-09-03T08:34:00.000-07:00

No seriously Takashi mike deserves a standing ovation. I mean this episode from Masters Of Horror was BANNED from cable broadcast. Definitely a double thumbs up.

Ichi The Killer

2008-09-03T08:29:00.000-07:00

I do not know what you people say personally i loved this movie. I had the time of my life with this movie man. Takashi Mike. Two thumbs up. 5 on 5.

A Bronx Tale

2008-08-08T12:45:00.000-07:00

One of the greatest movie anybody will ever see in their precious lives is A Bronx Tale. Robert De Niro's direction. Chazz Palminteri's autobiographical play was adapted into the screenplay by himself. Excellent movie. Must Watch before you die. 5 on 5.

G.I.JOE (film)

2008-08-05T04:49:00.001-07:00

Its like i am a fan of every cartoon or toy or video game or comic. Again here are a couple posters of the G.I.JOE movie due out next year. "They'll fight for freedom whenever there's trouble G.I.Joe is there...."

Dragonball(film)

2008-08-05T04:44:00.000-07:00

I being a big dragonball fan am very upbeat for this movie due out in 2009. Here are a couple pics from the movie.

Body of Lies

2008-08-02T13:43:00.000-07:00

Body of Lies directed by Ridley Scott starring Russell Crowe And Leonardo Di Caprio. The trailer did not impress me much but hopefully the movie would be good.

X Men Origins: Wolverine

2008-08-02T13:39:00.000-07:00

here are the first posters for X Men Origins :Wolverine

Terminator Salvation 2009

2008-08-02T13:37:00.000-07:00

I am also not an Arnold fan so i am pretty happy that the new terminator movie has no Arnold and lot of Christian Bale.

The Square

2008-08-02T13:34:00.000-07:00

The best reviewed movie of the year so far. The Square.

Watchmen 2009

2008-08-02T13:30:00.000-07:00

I did not like Zach Schneider's 300 but I hope he does justice to Alan Moore's genius of art called Watchmen

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince-trailer

2008-07-30T10:58:00.000-07:00

Personally i hated Harry Potter and the Order of The Phoenix, but i hope this is not as bad as the previous Harry Potter movie.

THE DARK KNIGHT-REVIEW

2008-07-09T07:05:00.000-07:00

This is easily the greatest superhero movie ever hands down. Heath Ledger is .......i am not worthy of evaluating a lost marvel like Heath Ledger. Aaron Eckhart as Harvey Dent is the surprise package. Christian Bale is flawless. Thank god Katie Holmes was taken out because Maggie Gyllenhall showed what brilliant acting is. alot of thrills and a lot of suspense. Morgan Freeman and Michael Caine are just as outstanding. 5 on 5.

Contradictions

2008-07-06T01:08:00.000-07:00

Is it not weird how there are always two point s of view of the same thing. When a person sees a cloud from the streets he says " oh shit its going to rain again man ".
Then a person sitting at home says " yeahhhh its going to rain again ".

Salo or 120 days of sodom

2008-07-06T00:54:00.000-07:00

I know i had mentioned OLd boy as the most sadistic movie ever but that was before i had seen salo or 120 of sodom. Now if you have seen hostel and movie movies like them and enjoyed it, trust me you would fall in love with salo. This is easily the most sadistic, perverted, ugly and painful movie ever. Direction is not upto the mark. But Pier Passolinni, the director was murdered before the movie was released. Over all 3.5 on 5

BATMAN GOTHAM KNIGHT

2008-06-30T09:59:00.000-07:00

OK I HAVE SEEN THIS. IT IS THE FOLLOW UP BETWEEN WHERE BATMAN BEGINS HAD ENDED AND THE DARK KNIGHT WILL PICK UP FROM. SIX INTERLOCKING STORIES. ANIME. WHAT ELSE TO SAY? 4 ON 5. THIS IS WHERE TO GET IT.

Eminem- Superman

2008-06-20T23:50:00.000-07:00

ok shit man. You think i have anything to say?

of course i do

fake boobs suck[:p]

Eminem is crazy

Eminem is the greatest

I am not worthy

Billy Joel-She's Always A Woman To Me 2

2008-06-20T10:34:00.000-07:00

here it is my second version of this video

Bloodstained Memoirs

2008-06-17T12:24:00.000-07:00

I really want to watch this documentary. It comes out in august 2008. Bloodstained Memoirs stars Chris Jericho,Rob Van Dam,Mick Foley,Roddy Piper,Keiji Mutoh,Jimmy Snuka,Ultimo Dragon,Molly Holly,Christian Cage.

South Park

2008-06-16T10:41:00.000-07:00

See in INDIA we dont get South Park but i had come across it on some torrent site and shit i cannot believe it

Just grab your dick
and double click
for porn porn porn
The Internet is for Porn
The Internet is for Porn

Uncle fuckaaaaaaaa

what the fuck

ha ha ha ha ha ha

2008-06-16T03:42:00.000-07:00

Serj Tankian-Sky Is over

2008-06-16T03:27:00.000-07:00

check this song out

billy Joel-she's always a woman to me

2008-06-16T03:19:00.000-07:00

Another video i made. I am making another video for this song that I will post soon.

Still Stuck to Taxi Driver

2008-06-16T03:13:00.001-07:00

Why?

2008-06-12T07:38:00.000-07:00

I still dont get this movie. I have seen it 6 times already. But every time I watch it i get into more thoughts of what did Scorsese mean? what did it mean?What was his point?

OLD BOY

2008-06-12T07:17:00.000-07:00

The most sadistic story ever thought of by a human mind. Never have i seen this much of pain. I mean it was oozing out and it was all over you. I know only two other people who have seen this movie and they had agreed with me that it is one of the best movies they had ever seen but do have the guts to watch it again ever. I am a very Emotionally inert guy but dont have the guts to watch Daesu cut his own tongue again or hallucinate ants coming out of his body or begging the man he wanted to kill to stay alive and worst of all know the truth. It was just sad and painful. 4.5 on 5

The Godfather Music Video

2008-06-09T12:19:00.000-07:00

I had made this Heart felt Video by myself

MARLON BRANDO

2008-06-09T12:08:00.000-07:00

Now i had already made a list of crazy actors but this man is the winner hands down. There is only one reason for this man being the greatest actor because he could do anything on screen. Dont believe me watch THE GODFATHER, LAST TANGO IN PARIS, ON THE WATERFRONT, APOCALYPSE NOW,THE STREET CAR NAMED DESIRE, etc.

SARKAR RAJ

2008-06-09T11:57:00.000-07:00

First half- Excellent
Second half- bollywood.
That is the best way to describe Ram Gopal Varma's latest offering(no i did not loose faith on this guy even after Nishabd and AAG). There are scenes that will leave you awestruck but the ending had said more than it needed to. Acting is excellent. You know it immediately after the opening scene. Good use of the Godfather parts 1,2 and3(sarcasm not included). Definitely a multiple time watch movie. 4 on 5.

Age

2008-06-07T00:10:00.000-07:00

Do i like the clouds better than the rain? Do you like the clouds better than the rain?

Was my childhood better than my adulthood? Was your childhood better than your adulthood?

Was that little boy's world more magical than this young man's?

Was that little girl's world more magical than this young woman's?

That is all one is left to wonder.

That is all one is left to wander.

As I and you go into this world
leaving our childhood and innocence to wander.

With the rain pouring over our heads,
we still move on with our lives and our age.

Fight Club

2008-06-06T01:59:00.000-07:00

The first rule of fight club is You dont talk about fight club
The second rule of fight club is You DONT talk about fight club........

extremely graphic

2008-06-05T20:54:00.000-07:00

you wont believe this
http://www.hollywire.com/news/secret-dungeon-of-incest-dad-revealed/

coldplay viva la vida

2008-06-05T19:59:00.000-07:00

I liked coldplay's viva la vida right from the start. Man essential coldplay. 4.5 on 5. Song recommended Death and all his friends.

Rain in my Garden

2008-06-04T23:26:00.000-07:00

The rain in my backyard is amazing man. And no the pictures are not same you idiot.

rain rain

2008-06-04T23:22:00.000-07:00

It was 11 o clock in morning and the street light was still on. Man.

VULGARITY

2008-05-30T23:29:00.000-07:00

VULGARITY HAS ITS USES. VULGARITY OFTEN CUTS ICE WHICH REFINEMENT SCRAPES AT VAINLY.
- MAX BEERBOHM

DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MATURE AND IMMATURE LOVE

2008-05-30T23:25:00.000-07:00

IMMATURE LOVE SAYS : " I LOVE YOU BECAUSE I NEED YOU."
MATURE LOVE SAYS : "I NEED YOU BECAUSE I LOVE YOU."
- ERICH FROMM (THE ART OF LIVING 1956)

MATURITY

2008-05-30T23:24:00.000-07:00

TO BE AN ADULT IS TO BE ALONE
- JEAN ROSTAND

MASTURBATION

2008-05-30T23:22:00.000-07:00

DON'T KNOCK MASTURBATION. IT'S SEX WITH SOMEONE I LOVE.
- WOODY ALLEN

KNOWLEDGE

2008-05-30T23:18:00.000-07:00

I KNOW NOTHING EXCEPT THE FACT OF MY IGNORANCE
- SOCRATES

SEX

2008-05-30T23:17:00.000-07:00

IS SEX DIRTY? ONLY IF IT'S DONE RIGHT
- WOODY ALLEN

UNDERSTANDING

2008-05-30T23:12:00.000-07:00

ITS HARD TO MAKE A MAN UNDERSTAND SOMETHING WHEN HIS SALARY DEPENDS ON NOT UNDERSTANDING IT.
-UPTON SINCLAIR

THE DARK KNIGHT

2008-05-29T06:50:00.000-07:00

YOUR AN IDIOT TO NOT VISIT THESE SITES
http://thedarkknight.warnerbros.com/
http://www.rorysdeathkiss.com/
http://www.ibelieveinharveydent.com/
http://www.whysoserious.com/
http://www.rent-a-clown.com/
http://www.thehahahatimes.com/
http://www.wearetheanswer.org/
http://gothamnationalbank.com/
http://www.thegothamtimes.com/
http://www.gothamcityrail.com/
http://www.whysoserious.com/personalityprofile/

OW

2008-05-28T11:18:00.000-07:00

MY FEET ARE REALLY PAINING TODAY. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SYMPATHY.

OOHHH F*** MAN SH!T

2008-05-28T10:29:00.000-07:00

NOW YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME AND A COUPLE OF FRIENDS. F*** MAN NOW WE JUST HAD A LOT OF FUN. WE WENT TO THE ROOFTOP OF SOUTH CITY MALL (YOU NEVER WILL BE ABLE TO DO THAT SO DON'T FOOL YOUR SELF). AS IT WAS GETTING LATE WE WERE HEADING HOME. NOW MY FRIEND WAS JUST TURNING HIS CAR ON A U TURN AND THIS JACKASS BIKER RAMS HIMSELF INTO US. OK. GOOD. PULL OVER. FINISH IT. BUT THE KID(MY FRIEND) GOT NERVOUS AND TRIED TO RUN HIM BUT HE IS ON A BIKE AND WE ARE IN A CAR. OBVIOUSLY HE'D CATCH US BUT WE GOT HIM TO CHASE US(BAD IDEA MAN) NOW IF THE CHASE HAS BEGUN LETS TAKE THE WANNABE LEWIS HAMILTON TO AN EMPTY AREA AND "TALK" IT OUT IF TALK DON'T SOLVE IT THEN IT'S FOUR OF US AND ONE 5 FEET TALL NOBODY. NOW YOU ARE SMART ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND WHAT I MEAN. HE WOULD HAVE TO TALK OUR WAY. NOW THE CHASE WAS NOT IN A EMPTY ROAD. IT WAS CROWDED BUT I TRUST MY FRIEND NOT TO CRASH INTO ANYTHING OR BUMP ANYBODY UNLESS HE WANTS TO. SO HE FLIES WITH HIS CAR. NOW I AM ON THE BACKSEAT AND I KEEP AN EYE ON THE PULSAR GUY. I SEE A HAND WAVE FROM THE SIDE OF OUR CAR. I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS. NOW THIS AMBASSADOR(BLOODY PIECE OF TRASH, FU**ING PIECE OF JUNK)HAS TO STOP RIGHT IN FRONT OF US AND THE AREA PEOPLE STOP US AND DRAG US ONTO THE STREETS. I SOMEHOW MANAGE THE CROWD AGAINST BEATING THE S#!T OUT OF US. NOW THE MOB IS SCARING THE SHIT OUT OF MY FRIEND WHO WAS DRIVING. NOW THE BIKER ARRIVES AND LIKE A STREET PUNK STARS GROWLING(MY HEAD SAYS "DOWN BOY OR YOU GET THE TIGHT LEASH"). BUT I HAD A CROWD TO CONTROL. SO I SHIFT MY FOCUS HERE AND IT WAS EASY. I MEAN TO A COUPLE OF OLD GUYS. WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL? I AM TRYING TO CALM EVERYBODY AND OUT OF NOWHERE THIS BIKER F*** SAYS "KI ASABHYA CHELE RA AMAAKE CHASE KARACHHE AAR TATA KORCHHE"(HOW ILL MANERED THESE KIDS ARE. THEY ARE MAKING ME CHASE THEM AND THEY'RE WAVING TO ME AS IN TA TA). NOW I LAUGH AT ALMOST ANY SITUATION BUT THIS WAS A VERY TIGHT SITUATION . ANOTHER FRIEND OF MINE GOT US AN ALIBI BY SAYING THAT WE THOUGHT THE BIKER WAS A COPPER CAUSE HE HAD A WHITE HELMET. WHAT THE F***? STUPID BUT EVERYONE WAS ANGRY SO THEY'RE BRAINS WERE UP THEIR BACKSIDES.
WE PAID THE DAMAGES AND REMOVED THAT PAIN OUT OUR A$E$.BUT WHAT I DON'T GET IN ALL THIS IS WHY WOULD OF ALL THE THINGS ONE COULD THINK AT THAT MOMENT WHY THE F*** WOULD MY FRIEND WAVE HIM GOODBYE IN MIDDLE OF THE CHASE ? WE ARE AT RISK OF TOPPLING, THE BIKER IS AT RISK OF SKIDDING AND HE WAVES HIM TA TA SH!T. CRAZY F***ER. WAVING HIM GOODBYE IN THE MIDDLE OF A HIGH OCTANE CHASE.
I MEAN THINK ABOUT IT. WHY?

MEAN STREETS. THE MARTIN SCORSESE CLASSIC

2008-05-27T04:31:00.000-07:00

"You don't make up for your sins in church; you do it in the streets; you do it at home. The rest is bulls--t, and you know it."
NOTHING BUT A 5 ON 5. WHAT ELSE TO SAY. BRILLIANT. MARTIN SCORSESE'S FIRST MAJOR MOVIE. BLOODY GOOD. HARVEY KEITEL. UNMISTAKABLY ONE OF ROBERT DE NIRO'S BEST PERFORMANCES.

ELVIS PRESLEY THE 50 GREATEST HITS

2008-05-27T04:26:00.000-07:00

NOTHING TO BE SAID ABOUT THE KING. THE MOST EVERGREEN ALBUM IN HISTORY. ELVIS PRESLEY THE 50 GREATEST HITS. 5 ON 5

SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND

2008-05-26T09:40:00.000-07:00

BRIAN De PALMA'S POLITICAL REFUGEE TONY MONTANA PORTRAYED ON SCREEN BY THE GREAT AL PACINO IN SCARFACE. ALWAYS AN EPITOME OF ATTITUDE.

CRAZY ACTORS

2008-05-26T08:30:00.000-07:00

MY LIST OF CRAZY ACTORS:
AT # 5 WE HAVE OWEN WILSON(RUSH HOUR 1, 2, YOU ME AND DUPREE)

AT # 4 WE HAVE SEAN WILLIAM SCOTT(AMERICAN PIE1,2,3)

AT # 3 I GIVE YOU BRAD PITT (12 MONKEYS, SNATCH, FIGHT CLUB)

AT # 2 COMES IN ADAM SANDLER (CLICK,BILLY MADDISON, HAPPY GILMORE, LITTLE NICKY)

AND FINALLY

AT # 1

THE CRAZIEST

THE SICKEST

HUMAN BEING

ON THE BIG SCREEN
(TRUMPETS SOUND)
WE HAVE

THE KING OF CRAZY

JIM CARREY(ACE VENTURA, THE MASK, LIAR LIAR,BATMAN FOREVER)

RAIN

2008-05-26T08:27:00.000-07:00

TODAY IT RAINED. THANKFULLY IT WAS NOT A STORM. IF IT WERE A STORM MY INTERNET CONNECTION WOULD GO ON A BREAK AND I WOULD BE LEFT FEELING LIKE A CAVEMAN.

THE KITE RUNNER

2008-05-26T08:21:00.000-07:00

BEAUTIFUL. 5 ON 5. BRILLIANT

INDIANA JONES and THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL

2008-05-25T11:00:00.000-07:00

I AM SOMEWHAT PUMPED ABOUT THIS MOVIE. WELL OBVIOUSLY I AM. A MOVIE DIRECTED BY STEVEN SPIELBERG AND PRODUCED BY GEORGE LUCAS CAN EVEN PUMP UP A ROCK.

OLIVER KAHN in SALT LAKE STADIUM

2008-05-24T23:34:00.000-07:00

NOW THIS GUY OLIVER KAHN IS PLAYING HIS LAST T IN KOLKATA'S VERY OWN SALT LAKE STADIUM. THIS NOBODY IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WOULD MISS. PERSONALLY I WOULD WANT TO BE THERE EVEN IF I GET AN UPSET STOMACH OR A 102 DEGREE FEVER OR EVEN CHICKEN POX( I ALREADY HAD CHICKEN POX IN MARCH SO SEE IT AS A PARADOX OR AN EXPRESSION). I MEAN THIS GUY IS THE GREATEST GOALKEEPER ALIVE AND PLAYING TODAY.

SHIT MAN

2008-05-24T12:30:00.000-07:00

I PULLED OUT A WHITE HAIR OUT OF MY HEAD TODAY. SHITTTTTTTTT MANNNNNNNNN.

MARIO PUZO'S THE GODFATHER

2008-05-24T11:53:00.000-07:00

MARIO PUZO'S GENIUS CHARACTER VITO
CORLEONE PORTRAYED ON SCREEN BY THE
LATE GREAT MARLON BRANDO IN THE GODFATHER AND BY ROBERT DE NIRO IN THE GODFATHER II WILL ALWAYS HELP ANYONE MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION BY USING PROPER REASONING AND FORESIGHT. THANK YOU LATE MR. PUZO.

WOMAN

2008-05-24T11:43:00.000-07:00

I THANK GOD FOR CREATING WOMEN. ALTHOUGH AFTER ALL THE PROBLEMS THEY GO THROUGH, THEY ARE THE MOST MOTIVATIONAL AND ENTERTAINING CREATION OF GOD. WHAT WOULD THE WORLD DO WITHOUT THEM?(VIDEO-INXS- BEAUTIFUL GIRL) THE WAY THE ROAD TO PERFECTION NEVER ENDS. UNDERSTANDING A WOMAN WILL NEVER END.

MARTIN SCORSESE

2008-05-23T22:59:00.000-07:00

If u have ever seen those crazy people who would faint at the sight of their "idols", then I would be one of them only if i see this man in person. MARTIN SCORSESE. The cinematic god behind TAXI DRIVER, THE DEPARTED, CASINO, GOODFELLAS, RAGING BULL, MEAN STREETS, THE KING OF COMEDY, THE AVIATOR, GANGS OF NEW YORK,etc.

TAXI DRIVER

2008-05-23T22:43:00.000-07:00

You Talking To Me.
TAXI DRIVER directed by MARTIN SCORSESE
has outdone every movie one will ever see. 5 on 5 . Two thumbs up.

AMY WINEHOUSE- BACK TO BLACK

2008-05-23T22:36:00.000-07:00

I recommend every crazy person or wannabe crazy this album- AMY WINEHOUSE-BACK TO BLACK
4.5 on 5. ( A line from the song Addicted -When you smoked all my weed man)

Half Time Show

2008-05-23T22:04:00.000-07:00

Now that the most hyped IPL franchise kolkata knightriders have kissed their semi-final chance good bye I remember that Shah Rukh Khan, the owner of the kolkata team was ordered not to enter the dressing room and dugout of his own team. Now that is all official mumble jumble but what pinches me is that how come this had been noticed 31 days into the great indian gully cricket tamasha. I mean when i was in Eden Garden on 29th april the guy was sitting on the dugout and it was already 11 days in. Now Mr Modi remembers "oh shit he should not be allowed there." Yeah real spontaneity. You give a new defintion to the term "tubelight." Anyway like the title suggested all this is like a Half Time Show, half way into the IPL.

black

2008-05-23T09:55:00.000-07:00

YOU know why i chose a black background. That's because this saves electricity. I care for the environment. So should you.

PULP FICTION

2008-05-23T09:00:00.000-07:00

DEFINITELY TARANTINO'S BEST.
Line from PULP FICTION-" Would You Give A Guy A Foot Massage?"

Jackie Brown, definitely not Tarantino's best

2008-05-23T08:54:00.000-07:00

I seriously doubt if this is actually Tarantino's work. Its like Tarantino was hit in the head with in the head with a showel and then told to write and direct something. At the end of it all you ask yourself wether that was two time oscar winner Robert De Niro acting as two bit nothing in the movie? or you ask yourself wether that was supposed to be funny or actually hideous? "Tarantino what's the matter with you? Your work used to be beautiful."

THE DARK KNIGHT

2008-05-23T08:49:00.000-07:00

I am so pumped about this movie

TRUST

2008-05-23T06:36:00.000-07:00

As I tossed the salad for dinner I thought I had never been this embarrassed in my life. I could not believe that my husband stormed into my chamber with only a reason to believe that I was cheating on him. How could he? Has he no faith in me? After all we had been dating for four years before our courtship of two years and even after three years of marriage he does not trust me?

I heard his car drive into his parking space. I fumed. I never ask him details of his business trip where he has to take along his personal assistant who looks half horny and half nymphomaniac. I have never asked him why he has to overnight even when there is no meeting around.

It was time to settle it. It was either the typical Indian woman way to scream shout and get tired and go to sleep. Then wake up the next day like a loser. Or something needed to be done.

It was a choice I had to take and I had taken my decision. Something needed to be done and I would do it.

I dimmed the lights, put on some music. Something that was going to suit the actions that would take place so the best song that was suiting the mood was by Cutting Crew and the song was ironically called “Died In Your Arms “.

I went back to table to prepare the dinner. In he comes dropping a file and saying “oh you look like you are in a mood to murder”. Look at the guts on this man. Joking like nothing had happened today. But I kept my cool and replied “yes I am”. Good for him he sensed the hostility coming from me. That shut him up for the while.

We sat down and finished our dinner. Our only words were pure silence. After dinner we sat on our sofa as usual. Silence still prevailed. Out of guilt he broke the silence and said “Look I am sorry for what I did today. I should not have behaved that way with you. I……… I should have trusted you. Will you forgive me?” Forgive you. Look at the way this guy talks schoolboy charm. Any woman would forgive him no matter what he had done to her. But it was not going to work with me. He put his arms around holding like a scared child holds his mother. He kissed me. Oh the confidence this man had that he would get away with what he did today. As I reached for my purse I reminded myself of the old medical training days when we were being taught how to stick a needle in the vein without giving the patient feeling of anything.

I broke him off and then looked into eyes and said “you don’t trust me, you did not trust me in the hospital, you“ he tried to cut me with something starting with an ‘I’. But I put a finger to his lip and continued” you never trusted me when I replied to you”. “Replied to what?” he asked innocently. “When you asked” I said moving my fingers along his hand to his hand, taking my hand out of his and once I reached his elbow vein I completed my sentence “whether I was in mood to murder I said yes but did not trust me, you should have trusted me.” Those were my last words to him as I looked into his eyes I saw shock and surprise as I stuck an empty injection in veins and I emptied the vacuum from the injection into his veins. I still loved him so I did see him die. I got up with the evidence in hand and left with my purse in hand knocking over something like a little bottle but I did care. I bribed the gate keeper who was any way going back to his village the next morning for the crop season not to tell anyone that I had walked out so late in the night. I made sure that even if he did return he should not be seen around this part of the city. I broke it and threw it the dump outside our apartment. I had parked my car outside the compound so that no one suspected I was home. I made sure no body saw me when I went into my apartment.

He was found dead next morning. When neighbors failed to get any response they had to break down the door. Those bastards, could they not see how beautiful the door was?

The police found fingerprints of two types, a man’s and a woman’s. Real Sherlock Holmes. Obviously it had to be my husband’s and mine. The post mortem was done in my hospital by the same man who he suspected me with. Oh the irony?

The police closed the case and announced it was a case of suicide with the post mortem report (courtesy dr.Imran, my friend) suggesting an overdose of sleeping pills. He was in habit of sleeping pills, yes he was and the last bottle had finished the previous night which I made sure to place near the sofa before he came. His entire property worth nearly rupees six crore had been signed to my name that same day; yes the file he kept when he came in was his will. He wanted to prove that he loved me. But seeing me in a bad mood he got nervous, he always used to. The police had handed me the will after verifying it with his lawyer. I was yet to sign it.

A year after that night Imran proposed to me. I obliged because he knew how to love a woman unlike my late husband, who loved me like he was singing a silly dopey song. As you might have guessed by now, yes I was unfaithful to him. Imran had been and now is my partner. My partner in passion and my partner in crime. Passion and crime. Only God knows how long these two words had been each others‘partner. I gave half the money I got from the will because he risked the post mortem. But the money matter is acceptable because I love him most importantly he “trusts” me.

I

2008-05-23T06:28:00.000-07:00

He is the person who understands me best. His outlook is just like mine. Maybe that is why he has sympathized with all my failures right from my childhood. He gave me strength during my parents’ divorce. He kept me company while my mother partied late nights. He kept me company when my father was on business tours for months. He stood by me when all the kids in school picked on me on seeing me talking to my friend. They could not see him but I did and I liked him and was what mattered most to me.

All through my life I talked to him. All through my life he listened to my questions and replied with the best answers.

There was this one time I really liked liked this girl. I was talking to her outside our college gate when her boyfriend came along. She hopped into his car and they rode off. I wanted her, but how was I to get her? So I went to my friend and took his suggestion. I liked what he said and did exactly that.

Two days later the other boy’s body was found in his car in the back of an abandoned factory. His face was beyond recognition. It was stabbed with something made of glass, probably a bottle because a four inch long piece of glass was also found to have gone right through his throat.

The police questioned me because they found my cell phone in his car. I was convicted because the piece of glass had fingerprints which had all the similarity in the world with mine. My parents were probably scared that I would go to jail so they pleaded with the judge that I was mentally unwell and had me moved to an asylum. It was nice seeing my parents together. If I had known they would come together on occasions like this one I would do things like this all the time just to see them together.

They left me alone again when I moved into the asylum. But my friend never left my side. He was there with all the time in the asylum cell. We are inseparable. Like Calvin and Hobbes.

Oh! I but totally forgot to tell you his name. His name is I. Whatever he does I do. So I named him I. I is the only friend I have. I is the best friend I have in this entire world. I, my best friend.

Some Days

2008-05-23T02:33:00.000-07:00

Some days everything goes wrong. You are tired from fieldwork of the previous day. You sleep like a baby. Your phone's battery died out but you do not care to charge it. You wake and realize that you had alarmed your clock 2 hours early. You go to sleep. You wake up and your two hours late. You go in to take a shower and tank is dry. You don't really take a shower but you get ready and leave. You hurry on and wait for conveyance. You don't find a bus on the street which looks creepily deserted. You finally get down at your stop. You rush for you work. As you confront your office building you realize that you never took your change back from the conductor and you just lost forty bucks. Then as you enter your office the guard rudely stops you and asks you why and where do you think your going? You feel like smacking the chum right there at the door. But he smiles and tells you "Sirji aaj to office bandh hai. Kal announce kiya tha office mein. Aapko phone nahi kiya kya?". It was given off because the turnover had exceeded everybody's expectations so the chairman himself flew down and gave everybody an appraisal and a day off. It was good for every body but me. Because as I set foot towards home I realize drops splattering on my head. At first I thought it was rain because I see very cloudy skies up and ahead of me. But it was much worse. I see a bird, yes a bird, that just relieved itself on my head. I picked up a leaf and wiped myself. But as I reach the bus stand a heavy wind blows the bus stand shed away and it starts to rain on my head. Now today my office is closed but I rushed to in and now I am standing in middle of nowhere with rain pouring on me. As I said some days things just don't go right.